top of page

Hey! What are you doing here?

Beer Sign_edited.jpg

Shane Martin is the name, opinionated banter is my game. If you're a self proclaimed asshole with an opinion on everything you're going to love me! I'm of the belief that it's important to go places the vast majority of people won't go when it comes to writing down your feelings, opinions and beliefs. I have no paths, I will waver so far off the beaten path that search and rescue would get themselves lost trying to figure me out. I sugar coat nothing and I tell it how I believe it is. 

I'm Canadian eh, from the great province of Ontarioioio. I'm a graphic designer by trade and worked for decades in the print design industry, but currently have my focus on sculpting, the brewed arts, this BLOG, and most importantly being a father and husband.

I run a small business from home where I create bespoke sculptures in a fantasy realm style just shy of the township of odd. My team is my family and I wouldn't have it any other way. I brew beer as a hobby and have become somewhat proficient at brewing in general. I am by no means an expert, nor will you ever hear me proclaim to be one, I just enjoy the science and art behind making beer, and consuming a few beers isn't too shabby either my friends.

bottom of page